29/10/2022

Adventures in Orlando

Before I begin talking about the main subject of this post proper, let me take you all back in time a bit.

I’m old enough to remember the first time DVDs were released commercially. I remember going into our local Sainsbury’s branch with my mother and seeing a whole stack of blue boxes, each containing a silver DVD player and five accompanying DVDs. I can’t quite remember what all of them were, but I know for sure that two of them were The Full Monty of all things and a truly dire adaptation of James and the Giant Peach. Since when were giant mechanical sharks and underwater undead pirates part of the story?

Since my family and I had quite a lot of VHS tapes, the transition to DVDs was relatively slow at first, although the advantages were immediately apparent. For one, no longer was there a need to rewind after finishing watching a film. For another, DVD menus opened all sorts of benefits, such as scene selection and bonus features. Finally, there was the increased portability potential. Cars were being produced which had in-build DVD players and screens on the backs of seats, providing passengers new entertainment opportunities.

While my family never owned a car with an in-built player, we did own a portable DVD player which we strapped to the back of the driver’s seat for me to watch during long journeys on the way to various holiday destinations. With the number of times my family goes on holiday, it saw a lot of use prior to around 2014 or so when we stopped using it.

One of the films that we would take with us in the early days was The Lion King, which to this day is still my favourite animated film. I was the sort of person who liked plugging in not only the main disc but the disc containing bonus features as well, and in this instance the bonus features contained an entire section themed around the Animal Kingdom Park in Walt Disney World.

Young me was transfixed. Firstly, this thing looked like an entire country, not just one part of a theme park. Secondly, since the only Disney park I knew about at the time was the one in Paris, this was also the first time I realised that there were other Disney parks around the world. Granted, this did seem confusing at first; after all, if Disney was French, as I thought at the time, why would there be parks in America, let alone even bigger ones?

Retrospectively, I do find it amusing that my young mind had effectively normalised the concept of foreign language dubs for films due to this misunderstanding of Walt Disney’s nationality.

If this section on the DVD was designed to advertise Animal Kingdom Park, it did its job; the dream of visiting Walt Disney World had firmly planted itself in my mind. The issue, of course, was that it was very difficult to justify doing so for several years. Sure, there were things we could have found to do, but it’s a lot of money to just gamble on whether you can find things to do for a long enough time to make it worthwhile.

Things got kicked up a notch when it was announced that an entire section devoted to Star Wars, known as Galaxy’s Edge, would be opening within the Hollywood Studios Park. Suddenly, there wasn’t just Star Tours, which we had done a few times in Paris, but an entire array of specialist themed shops, eateries, experiences, and additional rides in the offing.

Time continued to pass on by, and around 2019 the idea to visit Orlando was floating around as a serious prospect. We even popped into a Virgin Holidays branch to pick up a brochure. Nothing came of that, however, and I’m very glad about that considering that the very next year the COVID-19 pandemic hit.

Again, we waited, this time to be sure that nothing would emerge to interrupt potential plans again, and in late 2021 we begin formulating plans for 2022 with the help of the ever-reliable Trailfinders. Initially, we were looking at a December holiday due to the timings working out best for us around then, but it soon became apparent that for a first-time trip out there, December is one of the worst times to go. After some mulling around moving it to February half-term 2023, one of us suggested looking at October half-term 2022. We checked everything was a-okay with my parents’ workplaces, booked the hotel and one of two days out in wider Orlando, and we were sorted!

To begin with.

See, there are multiple layers to organising a holiday in Disney. You may be booked into a hotel, but that’s just step one. You then need to look at the website or download the My Disney Experience app, where you’ll have the options to reserve parks whenever you like (assuming there’s availability), and 60 days before you go you can start booking restaurants and certain special experiences. This is also where you can buy Genie+, the revised Fast Pass system, with options to start booking rides opening at 7:00am each day.

This is where things got a little bit confusing. My family and I are not exactly what you would call technologically adept. As the most adept member – and even then, that’s being generous – it was up to me to try my best to co-ordinate and link my parents’ accounts to the app so that we’d all see the same things, and that took a good amount of time due to quite confusing layouts and all sorts of hoops the app has you go through. It was all sorted in about thirty minutes, but it wasn’t a fun thirty minutes for any of us.

Additionally, for some reason people within the UK cannot use the app or the website to book experiences. I learnt from reading a forum thread of people griping about this that one way around this was to use a VPN to connect to somewhere in America, and that would allow you to book without phoning in. I can confirm that this does work, but since I’m paranoid I still ended up changing my Disney password upon doing this just in case the VPN wasn’t as secure as it claimed to be.

We were done with everything we could have wanted to be done with by the time September arrived. All we had to do was wait again until Thursday the 20th of October.